futuristictwink:

"do you like lady gaga?"

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(via driveshaftgroupie)

tuhree:

"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome

(via okaywork)

paleocat:

goes on a date “don’t worry babe i’ll pick up the tab”

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(via fingerblaster113)

neatpotatoes:

when they say their dick is 8 inches 

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(via andyxy)

billlateral:

fandom-life-for-me:

"hey I like this character let me go look them up"

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"well okay then"

Important lesson: Never look up anything on a wiki for a series you’re not finished with.

(via dinpure)

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

(via thelovelymsbridget)

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via meanplastic)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via primadonnas)