flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

(via fvckmezourry)

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

(via fvckmezourry)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via nolightinyourtardisblueeyes)

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

(via eldu)

foxxycleopatra:

*walks into H&M*

image

(via shameless-society)

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via surprisebitch)

lordkirk:

i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

(Source: haxonite, via sherlockisadickhead)

deepthroatodile:

swellower:

let it g

et all the way in ur butthole, sit down to help push it in, make sure that carrot is all the way in there with the green leaves sticking out before u head to the local grocery store and wait for the manager to pull it out bc he assumes ur stealing it, but no u brought it from home so now u can sue him for sexual harrassment and get tons of money. quick cash to fund ur vacation to hawaii. good luck

(via surprisebitch)