997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

(via communistbakery)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via yelled)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via communistbakery)

human:

"she sucked the cum out of me like go-gurt" - straight boy in the library 

(via meanplastic)

  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated