workbitchs:

when a bitch doesn’t work

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agentmartinskii:

i am so here for the teen wolf cast dumping buckets of ice water all over themselves 

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  • me: so do u like dogs
  • her: nah they're kinda gross
  • me:
  • me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

hyclropump:

sexting for the first time like

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

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chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

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mrsallamericangirl:

first time suckin dick 

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