yourneckplusmyteeth:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

"I put the gay thing in my hand but I do not give it the power to make me gay."

(via gayboyblues)

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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(via its-austentatious)

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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(via bookvvorm)

schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

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Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

(via its-austentatious)

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via protect0r)