when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 


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  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?


walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?


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turn ons: free shipping

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i accept high fives only on my ass

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*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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